Had to fill in a consent form at the hospital today. The conversation with the receptionist when I handed it in was a treat.
What does this say under your religion?
They’re like anteater things.
Is that a religion?
It is to me
So it’s not a real thing?
Tapirs are real things, yes
No, for a religion..
Is it going to make a difference for my operation today?
No I suppose not. Shall I put ‘other’?
May tapirs be with you