Ad reply – John The Muggy Whip Thief

Bored and hungover I replied to an ad…   ******** From: Mark To: John Subject: Reply to your ad: For sale   Are you trying to mug me off or are you just stupid? From: John To: Mark Subject: Reply to your ad: For sale   Excuse me?   From: Mark To: John Subject: ReplyContinue reading “Ad reply – John The Muggy Whip Thief”

Ad reply – Gay Keith and ‘The Fight Bastard’

Google+ Bored and hungover I replied to a Gumtree ad… From: Mark Jorgensen To: Keith Subject: Reply to your ad: Room available in 2 Bed Flat Have you ever eaten grouse? From: Keith To: Mark Jorgensen Subject: Reply to your ad: Room available in 2 Bed Flat What? From: Mark Jorgensen To: Keith Subject: Reply to your ad:Continue reading “Ad reply – Gay Keith and ‘The Fight Bastard’”

Letter to Apple Inc – ‘Moves like Jagger’ and Paul Danan

From: Mark Jorgensen To: ‘Apple UK Press Office’ Subject: Docking station Dear Apple I’ll be honest and admit that it took me a while to get into Apple products. The more people tell me I should be doing something the less and less likely I’ll do it. I’d like to portray it as being strong-willed butContinue reading “Letter to Apple Inc – ‘Moves like Jagger’ and Paul Danan”